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Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Claims World Series Fans Want to Lock Him Up in White House for Doing Excellent Job
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that he was “incredibly moved by their support,” Donald J. Trump said on Monday that fans at Game 5 of the World Series expressed their strong desire to see him locked up in the White House for doing such an excellent job as President.
“Out of nowhere, they just started chanting,” Trump told reporters at the White House. “They really want to see me locked up for another four years.”
Trump said that he was surprised by the passionate and urgent nature of the chanting directed toward him. “Despite all the things that the fake media has said about me, these people know what an amazing job I’ve done,” he said. “They really want to lock me up and never let me go.”
Noting that the Constitution allows a President to serve only two terms, Trump said, “That’s a real shame, because the way those people were chanting, I think they’d like to see me locked up for the rest of my life.”
He added that he hoped his archnemesis, former President Barack Obama, was watching the World Series on television to witness “the unbelievable support I got from that crowd.”
“Obama was President for eight years, and he never heard anyone chant ‘lock him up,’ ” Trump said. “What a loser.”
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Died like a dog…
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A must see! In just 90 seconds this mashup nails the profound difference between Obama’s sober, commanding leadership and Trump’s infantile buffoonery.
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More idiocy…
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From The Recount…here’s their first installment on The Emoluments clause. Animocracy: Emoluments Clause
Done in a funny way!
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When Shakespeare made up new words it was art.
When children do it it’s cute, and them learning.
When the president of the United States does it on a regular basis, it’s sad.
I get “infair”, easy typo to make, but how the hell did he get “Rupublicans”?
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2nd night of public booing. Click tweet for video 
w/audible cursing 
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Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Accuses Whistle-Blower of Working for United States
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Escalating his war of words against the person who sparked the impeachment inquiry, Donald J. Trump on Monday accused the whistle-blower of working for the United States of America.
Speaking to reporters at the White House, Trump said that he had evidence “directly linking” the whistle-blower to the United States government.
“This is the biggest witch hunt in the history of witches or hunts, and it was all started by someone who was in the pay of the United States,” Trump said. “It’s a disgrace.”
Expanding his attack, Trump accused his principal congressional nemeses, Representative Adam Schiff and Representative Nancy Pelosi, of being “card-carrying employees of the United States.”
“Follow the money,” he said. “Shifty Adam Schiff is cashing United States government checks every single week.”
Trump said that he was confident that his supporters would “see the impeachment inquiry for what it is: a conspiracy by people working on behalf of a country.”
“What it comes down to is, who are you going to trust, somebody who is working for the United States, or me?” he asked.
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I can’t unsee this:
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