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Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada

SINGAPORE (The Borowitz Report)—One day before his summit with Donald J. Trump, the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, has offered to host peace talks between the United States and Canada.

Speaking to reporters at his hotel in Singapore, Kim said that the rising tensions between the North American neighbors were posing an “intolerable threat to world peace.”

In addition to offering to host U.S.-Canada talks in Pyongyang, Kim urged the immediate creation of a demilitarized zone along the border separating the two hostile nations.

“In exchange for Canadian Mounties agreeing to stand down on their side of the border, the United States, in turn, would dismantle its nuclear weapons,” Kim said.

Although stating that “North Korea stands ready and willing to be an honest broker” in peace talks between the two countries, he urged Trump to dial back the “inflammatory rhetoric” that he aimed at Canadians over the weekend.

“Violent language and threats have no place in international diplomacy,” Kim said.

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Dark and mysterious - and curiously funny.

Even when she is present, Melania feels absent, two-dimensional. She has always been a fascinating void: blank of expression, largely mute, ramrod stiff of posture. We almost never see her have a natural, interactive moment with anyone. Think about it: When have we seen her engaged in conversation? Unselfconsciously laughing? Crying? Interacting with her child? Far more than any Hitchcock heroine, Melania’s surface sheen invites us to fill in the void she represents — what is she thinking? What’s underneath the careful hair and makeup? In a way, she is more like the vanished women of Hollywood classics than the plucky heroines who try to unearth their stories; more like the uncanny portrait of the deceased first wife, Rebecca, in Hitchcock’s classic, than the living second wife who succeeds her.

Melania’s lengthy disappearance was more a matter of degree than of kind. She has always been missing, in an existential way.

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Nailed it.

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This book you can read by the cover.

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A wet dream… (who’s the guy at Trump’s right hand side?)

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Very funny!

Roger Stone…A rabid Nixon proponent too.

Posted to celebrate this news today.

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Gotta love this…

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I’ve never seen anyone wallow in his dipshittery as proudly as Donald Trump Jr. https://twitter.com/donaldjtrumpjr/status/1006687942423834630

Humor Fix - Borowitz Report!!!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As new details emerge from this week’s summit in Singapore, the White House has confirmed that Donald J. Trump unilaterally offered to let Kim Jong Un have Mike Pence as his personal manservant.

The offer reportedly came after Kim spoke glowingly to Trump about the Vice-President’s obsequiousness, sources said.

“Even by North Korean standards, Pence puts my toadies to shame,” Kim reportedly said.

Once the necessary paperwork is squared away, Pence could begin bowing and scraping in Pyongyang as early as next week.

Going forward, Pence’s duties as senior sycophant to Trump are expected to be performed by Representative Devin Nunes, Republican of California.

Although State Department insiders were taken by surprise by Trump’s offering of Pence, for whom the U.S. will receive nothing in return, the deal has been met with nearly universal approval.

“At least Trump didn’t give away much this time,” one diplomat said.

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https://youtu.be/PipOPMj233s

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I vote for the brick wall.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4KaLkYxMZ8

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And this is making America Great Again?
Sessions should read Matthew 7: 21 - 23.
And what Sessions is doing is just plain evil.

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Where’s Putin and Bannon?

Gimme what I want…

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I would love to learn how to make
Memes. If you’re willing to help, please send me a message! Thanks.

One of the sites which keeps me sane:
http://eveningharold.com/2018/06/20/trump-ready-to-go-to-mars-for-talks-with-the-martians/#more-223758

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