This tweet from former CIA Director, John Brennan is my everything right now. 
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Hilarious and too true…I feel you :-
A kakistocracy (/ˌkækɪsˈtɒkrəsi, -ˈstɒk-/) is a system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens. The word was coined as early as the 17th century.
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A little background on this: Michael Cohen’s lawyers filed a motion for him in Federal court on Friday in an attempt to at least partially suppress the mountain of evidence the FBI seized from him. The judge was majorily hacked off that Cohen himself did not bother to show up – in fact, so hacked off that she ordered him to show up on Monday. And where was Cohen? He was chillin’ with his crew, smoking cigars outside his hotel – which inspired this brilliant satirical mashup – shades of Tony and his boys hangin’ in front of the butcher shop. BTW, the casually, yet opulently attired fellow on the right is, within a shadow of a doubt, the extremely well “connected” Rotem Rosen. Check out his connections – maybe not the best guy to be hanging out with while a Federal judge is deciding your fate.
Make sure your speakers are on and, if needed, unmute the video by clicking on the little speaker in the lower right . . .
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My favorite gif
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The Borowitz Report - New Yorker
Hannity Says He Totally Forgot Michael Cohen Was His Lawyer When He Criticized F.B.I. Raid On His Office
By Andy Borowitz 4/16/18
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—One week after lambasting the F.B.I.’s raid on Michael D. Cohen’s office as a “fishing expedition,” Sean Hannity said that he “totally forgot,” when he made those comments, that Michael D. Cohen was his lawyer.
“When I called the raid on Michael D. Cohen’s office a ‘fishing expedition’ last week, it completely slipped my mind that my lawyer is, in fact, Michael D. Cohen,” the Fox News host told his viewers. “My bad.”
“If I had remembered at the time that Michael D. Cohen was my lawyer, and that some of the documents that were seized most likely involve me, I would of course have mentioned those things on the air,” he said. “But honestly, the name ‘Michael D. Cohen,’ and the address of his office, just did not ring a bell.”
Hannity said that his wife would “have a field day” with his forgetting Michael D. Cohen’s name, because she always teases him for “having a brain like a sieve.”
“I’m always forgetting things,” he said. “My phone password. My keys. The name of my lawyer who did private stuff for me. That’s old Sean for you. I’m hopeless.”
In closing, he said that his newly uncovered connection to the F.B.I. investigation would “in no way” affect his coverage of the probe.
“I promise you, my viewers, that I will be fair and balanced, even though my lawyer is—what’s his name again?” Hannity said. “I had it on the tip of my tongue.”
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This isn’t exactly laugh-out-loud funny, but is good for a smile; Hannity seems to have garnered his wacky misconception of attorney-client privilege from an episode of “Breaking Bad.” Hey, next time you’re in a jam, “Better Call Cohen.”
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I was just thinking that it’s no coincidence that “Hannity” rhymes with insanity, when a friend sent me this:
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The late nite hosts are having a field day…Stephen Colbert does a fine job of skewering Hannity…by way if Cohen…by way of Stormy Daniels…by way of Trump.
#MistressesRUs, #PayolaForTeamTrump #TruthinessTstyle
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Comedian Maria Bamford says she went online and filed a restraining order from trump. She encourages all citizens to do so and hopes that it will force him out of the country. My attorney wife said that seems unlikely, but he will get notifications of restraining orders. And it’s apparently pretty inexpensive to file one. you know. If your bored on your lunch break tomorrow…
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@kylegriffin1 (nbc news)
COLBERT: Are there things that you know about the Russia investigation that were happening before you were fired that we haven’t learned yet as a public?
COMEY: Yes. https://twitter.com/colbertlateshow/status/986395423941120000/video/1
Shortly after the new president of the USA was elected several Americans have been seen sneaking into Canada.
Canada’s Prime Minister has made the decision to build a wall.
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