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#203

Satire from The Borowitz Report

Amazon Apologizes for Shipping Ten Thousand Copies of Comey’s Book to White House

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “regrettable accident,” Amazon apologized on Thursday for shipping ten thousand advance copies of James Comey’s book, “A Higher Loyalty,” to the White House.

Cartons of the book arrived early Thursday morning and kept coming throughout the day, until stacks of the book clogged virtually every hallway and office in the building.

Reportedly, Donald J. Trump was so incensed by the book situation that he screamed at Mike Pence while the Vice-President was in the middle of praising him, one source said.

The White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, called any speculation that Trump had ordered Comey’s book “absurd,” adding, “The President does not order reading material.”

Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, said that he had “absolutely no idea” how the ten thousand Comey books made their way to the White House, but advised Trump to follow the procedures on the Amazon Web site for returning unwanted merchandise.

“You can print up the return labels at home,” he said. “The books should be picked up and out of there in two weeks, three weeks, max.”

Bezos said that shipping the ten thousand books back to the company’s warehouse would not be overly costly for Amazon. “We get an amazing deal on postage,” he said.


#204

Guess this book has sparked some intrigue…but how low can we go…?? Funny but oh, so sick.

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/382965-ny-daily-news-cover-hits-trump-over-comey-book-revelations!

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#205

And just because name calling is soooooo funny (LOL)…


#206

This tweet from former CIA Director, John Brennan is my everything right now. :joy::joy::joy:


#207

Hilarious and too true…I feel you :-:joy:

A kakistocracy (/ˌkækɪsˈtɒkrəsi, -ˈstɒk-/) is a system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens. The word was coined as early as the 17th century.


#208

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#209

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#210

What he’s telegraphing vs what is true - makes us fearful about rule of law.


#211

A little background on this: Michael Cohen’s lawyers filed a motion for him in Federal court on Friday in an attempt to at least partially suppress the mountain of evidence the FBI seized from him. The judge was majorily hacked off that Cohen himself did not bother to show up – in fact, so hacked off that she ordered him to show up on Monday. And where was Cohen? He was chillin’ with his crew, smoking cigars outside his hotel – which inspired this brilliant satirical mashup – shades of Tony and his boys hangin’ in front of the butcher shop. BTW, the casually, yet opulently attired fellow on the right is, within a shadow of a doubt, the extremely well “connected” Rotem Rosen. Check out his connections – maybe not the best guy to be hanging out with while a Federal judge is deciding your fate.

Make sure your speakers are on and, if needed, unmute the video by clicking on the little speaker in the lower right . . .


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#212

My favorite gif

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#213

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#214

The Borowitz Report - New Yorker

Hannity Says He Totally Forgot Michael Cohen Was His Lawyer When He Criticized F.B.I. Raid On His Office

By Andy Borowitz 4/16/18

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—One week after lambasting the F.B.I.’s raid on Michael D. Cohen’s office as a “fishing expedition,” Sean Hannity said that he “totally forgot,” when he made those comments, that Michael D. Cohen was his lawyer.

“When I called the raid on Michael D. Cohen’s office a ‘fishing expedition’ last week, it completely slipped my mind that my lawyer is, in fact, Michael D. Cohen,” the Fox News host told his viewers. “My bad.”

“If I had remembered at the time that Michael D. Cohen was my lawyer, and that some of the documents that were seized most likely involve me, I would of course have mentioned those things on the air,” he said. “But honestly, the name ‘Michael D. Cohen,’ and the address of his office, just did not ring a bell.”

Hannity said that his wife would “have a field day” with his forgetting Michael D. Cohen’s name, because she always teases him for “having a brain like a sieve.”

“I’m always forgetting things,” he said. “My phone password. My keys. The name of my lawyer who did private stuff for me. That’s old Sean for you. I’m hopeless.”

In closing, he said that his newly uncovered connection to the F.B.I. investigation would “in no way” affect his coverage of the probe.

“I promise you, my viewers, that I will be fair and balanced, even though my lawyer is—what’s his name again?” Hannity said. “I had it on the tip of my tongue.”


#215

This isn’t exactly laugh-out-loud funny, but is good for a smile; Hannity seems to have garnered his wacky misconception of attorney-client privilege from an episode of “Breaking Bad.” Hey, next time you’re in a jam, “Better Call Cohen.”


#216

@Keaton_James These people watch waaay too much TV. :joy::joy::joy:


(Lynn) #217

I was just thinking that it’s no coincidence that “Hannity” rhymes with insanity, when a friend sent me this:


#218

The late nite hosts are having a field day…Stephen Colbert does a fine job of skewering Hannity…by way if Cohen…by way of Stormy Daniels…by way of Trump.

#MistressesRUs, #PayolaForTeamTrump #TruthinessTstyle


#219

Yep…some cold truth.


#220

Comedian Maria Bamford says she went online and filed a restraining order from trump. She encourages all citizens to do so and hopes that it will force him out of the country. My attorney wife said that seems unlikely, but he will get notifications of restraining orders. And it’s apparently pretty inexpensive to file one. you know. If your bored on your lunch break tomorrow…


#221

@kylegriffin1 (nbc news)

COLBERT: Are there things that you know about the Russia investigation that were happening before you were fired that we haven’t learned yet as a public?

COMEY: Yes. https://t.co/7r9Jg2jqgV


(Lynn) #222

Shortly after the new president of the USA was elected several Americans have been seen sneaking into Canada.
Canada’s Prime Minister has made the decision to build a wall.

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