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A distinct lack of culture obviously.
A sound of thunderâŚ
Austrian police defend decision to fine man after âprovocativeâ fart
Vienna force write on Twitter that âno one is reported for accidentally letting one goâ
Sean Spicerâs take on this can only belong in this thread:
Trump trailing in polls because people donât want to admit they support him, former press secretary says
So the argument is âTrump has way more support than you know, theyâre just all too ashamed to admit itâ?
Verbal take downs as well as challenges to wrestle from this unlikely triple threat makes for amusing if not crazily impassioned pleas.
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) challenged actor Ron Perlman to a wrestling match against Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) on Monday, with Cruz predicting the âSons of Anarchyâ and âHellboyâ star couldnât last five minutes with the former collegiate athlete and coach.
The challenge came after Perlman and Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) got into a Twitter spat over U.S. Soccer removing a requirement to stand during the national anthem before matches, which included Perlman calling Jordan "the ugliest politician walking.â
"Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when youâve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen," Cruz tweeted. "But Iâll bet $10kâto the nonpolitical charity of your choiceâthat you couldnât last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/ @Jim_Jordan w/o getting pinned. You up for it? Or does your publicist say too risky?"
Perlman responded with some colorful language before saying he would wrestle Cruz while offering to donate $50,000 to Black Lives Matter if he were to lose.
I tell you what teddy boy, since mentioning jim jordan and wrestling is⌠problematic, why donât we say fuck him and just make it you & me. Iâll give 50k to Black Lives Matter and you can keep all the tax payer money you were thinking of spending. https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1272390385327837193
â Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 15, 2020
Teddy, Teddy, what kind of a muthafucka offers to have another guy, probably asleep at the time, kick another guyâs ass? https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1272496026197413888
â Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 15, 2020
The back-and-forth came after Gaetz tweeted that heâd ârather the U.S. not have a soccer team than have a soccer team that wonât stand for the National Anthem.â
"You shouldnât get to play under our flag as our national team if you wonât stand when it is raised," Gaetz added in a tweet that generated more than 175,000 likes and nearly 50,000 retweets as of Monday morning.
Iâd rather the US not have a soccer team than have a soccer team that wonât stand for the National Anthem.
You shouldnât get to play under our flag as our national team if you wonât stand when it is raised.
â Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) June 11, 2020
Perlman later replied to Gaetz while tagging President Trump.
The US Soccer team called and you guessed it⌠said they couldnât give any less of a fuck about what you two dipshits think. @realDonaldTrump @mattgaetz
â Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 13, 2020
Gaetz retorted by calling Perlman a âracial justice warriorâ while also criticizing him for playing a fictional white supremacist on the FX series âSons of Anarchy."
Perlman has a history of criticizing Trump on social media while supporting Democratic candidates.
Yes, actually.
Fox News Argues Viewers Donât Assume Tucker Carlson Reports Facts
"What weâre talking about here, itâs not the front page of The New York Times. Itâs âTucker Carlson Tonight,â which is a commentary show,â a lawyer for Fox News argued while defending a lawsuit from Karen McDougal.
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Why âall lives matterâ is racist and demeaning.
Why did Trump call him âsirâ???
Also:
Yeah, the âsirâ tell.
Read: âEverything that comes out of my mouth continues to be sheer hype, and you SIR are also brilliant at this BS.â
I had to look that up.
Analysis: The word âsirâ is a telltale sign Trump is being dishonest