This isn’t so much funny as striking of deep existential terror into the core of my very soul.
There may be quite a few co-equal contenders for this top spot…but it is not a competition… Looks like you fall squarely into the @gtconway3d (George v. KellyAnne) part of the family.
This is probably the best thing I’ve read today.
So many twists and turns here - Rick Wilson, ex-Republican strategist and a war between mother and daughter Claudia Conway and mother KellyAnne…about CNN which is considered fair reporting by the Dems/most smart people and Fake News by T 'n co
The Lincoln Project
Yes, Anderson Cooper does nail this pillow-guy’s assertion that FDA will be approving his supplement…provides no evidence. Snake oil.
There is a Facebook group where members post pictures of themselves holding loaded guns to their own crotch to “own the libs.”
Guess what happened.
Guy In Online Group That Points Loaded Guns At Genitals To ‘Own Libs’ Accidentally Shoots His Crotch
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “a great idea I just had,” Melania Trump said on Wednesday morning that she would deliver her Republican National Convention speech from an empty classroom at Trump University.
Trump said that, to set the stage for her speech, she would stroll down the hallway of the now shuttered educational institution before settling in at a desk in one of its many disused classrooms.
She indicated that she would use the intimate setting to talk about the many personal challenges that her husband, Donald J. Trump, has faced in his life.
“There was that very sad day when he found out that he had bone spurs and could not serve in Vietnam,” she said. “But he somehow stood tall and went on to inherit hundreds of millions of dollars from his father.”
Trump added that, if her husband is reëlected, she hopes that the halls of Trump University “will be full once again with the happy pitter-patter of students hoping to make fortunes in real estate.”
“That be best,” she said.
So it seems that Jacinda has Unlawfully kept us alive!
We will never forgive her.
If you missed Michelle Obama’s speech last night at the DNC, don’t worry; you’ll have another opportunity to hear it when Melania speaks at the RNC.
Shamelessly stole this joke.
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