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Michelle Wolf really rips into Sarah Huckabee-Sanders

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4727074/comedienne-michelle-wolf-headlines-white-house-correspondents-dinner

“I have to say I’m a little star-struck. I love you as Aunt Lydia in ‘The Handmaid’s Tale.’ Mike Pence, if you haven’t seen it, you would love it.”
“Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited, because I’m not really sure what we’re going to get. You know, a press briefing, a bunch of lies or divided into softball teams. ‘It’s shirts and skins, and this time don’t be such a little b—-, Jim Acosta!’”

“I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. She burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.”

“And I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you know? Is it Sarah Sanders, is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is it Cousin Huckabee, is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? What’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know. Aunt Coulter.”

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I’d go for total extinction…just waiting for a firing especially with all the overwhelming evidence.

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Swamped up for sure.

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@preetbahara (fired BY T From SDNy #paybackjoke)

Back soon. Just dictating letter for my doctor touting my x-ray vision, bullet-proof skin and natural immunity to iocane powder. I’m doing this while levitating and crushing @Kasparov63 at chess blindfolded like I said x-ray vision

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I find humor in this…more like WTF!!!

First line of this article…

“If only there were a prize for moronic ideas.”

Republican stooges push for Trump to win Nobel Prize as critics bash the idea

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Chris Hayes had the perfect tweet tonight.

Chris Hayes (chrislhayes)

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Trump Deletes Nine Tweets While Attempting to Spell “Subpoena”

You know this is makes T mad…bigly.

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Guiliani = gift to comedians

Mueller Reportedly Considering Appropriate Thank-You Gift for Giuliani

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This is just an image of Mueller staring down a chicken nugget.

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A Memo On The President’s Health
By Drs. David Dennison, John Barron, and John Miller
This letter is to certify Donald Trump’s continued robust good health, genius-plus level intellect, and physical perfection.

BREAKING From Trump’s ‘Doctors’: Most Remarkable Physical Specimen of All Time!

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Yeah, what is the hush money?

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Watch me…I can really make your lives miserable.

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Gary Trudeau delivers some ridiculously funny (IMHO) Trumpian fakeries…

Take a look at this twitter feed https://twitter.com/RealRBHJr?lang=en
and the full comic feed in the Sunday papers. http://doonesbury.washingtonpost.com/strip

The character who asks all the questions is @RealRBHJr (based on a Sam Donaldson-type character) and all the possible sardonic set-ups.

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Funny comment lower right - “Bonus fact - Casablanca means White House”.

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Wow

Moreover, the forgery appears to have occurred twice: Olav Njolstad, the secretary of the five-member committee, said it appeared that a forged nomination of Mr. Trump for the prize was also submitted last year — and was also referred to the police. (The earlier forgery was not disclosed to the public at the time.)

From 2018: Trump’s Nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize Was Apparently...