Look carefully, the human eyeball is almost incapable in taking in this “situation” fully.
Finland’s president rakes memory for source of Trump remark
Finnish President Sauli Niinisto said in an interview published Sunday in the Ilta-Sanomat newspaper that he spoke briefly with Trump about forest management on Nov. 11, when they both were in Paris for Armistice Day events.
Niinisto said their conversation focused on the California wildfires and the surveillance system Finland uses to monitor forests for fires. He remembered telling Trump “We take care of our forests,” but couldn’t recall raking coming up.
And even in the city Paradise which T called Pleasure (no kidding), during his visit there, rakes are not going to help a thing.
From rakes to roombas, this ‘joke’ is not lying down…
See: New reporters rules, no come back question after the first dodged answer
Cards Against Humanity buys land along Mexican border to block wall
this comes from an Arab paper…it is solemn, and in no way is it funny. We all know what was up with T looking the other way.
New hashtag #Muellermas - meaning he might be bringing us goodies by Xmas time. I know it has been a hard wait…but there MAY mean the end is near. Here’s to hoping!!!
Borowitz Report!
Mueller Offers Cyber Monday Plea Deals | The New Yorker
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Robert Mueller’s announcement that he would be offering Cyber Monday plea deals touched off hysteria among disgraced Trump associates desperate for the chance to score a drastically reduced sentence.
Moments after the office of the special counsel went live with its Cyber Monday Web site, Sing4Bob.com, thousands of Trump cronies flooded it with traffic, causing the site to briefly crash.
Harland Dorrinson, the member of Mueller’s team who masterminded the Cyber Monday sale, said that the special counsel was offering a limited number of “prison doorbusters,” with sentences up to seventy-five per cent off.
“I’m not surprised that people are going crazy for these bargains,” Dorrinson said. “Otherwise, you could go to trial and face one of those Obama judges.”
He said that Mueller’s Cyber Monday sale was benefitting from a piece of fortuitous timing, since it was being held on the same day that the former Trump campaign adviser George Papadopoulos was scheduled to report to prison for a two-week sentence.