Stubbornly going down…
Read this course retort from Andy Richter - Conan O’Brien’s sidekick. Britt Hume (Fox) suggests that Daniel Dale is subpar.
Brit Hume, surrounded by pistachio shells and empty André splits, sitting on a hemorrhoid donut in the spare bedroom his wife has banished him to, wearing nothing but an old fedora with a card in the band on which he’s written the word “PRESS” https://t.co/ZqG2bgOH3c
2/ Britt Hume (Fox)
This is an absolute classic. https://t.co/gnAw3WhvTs
Daniel Dale (Ace reporter and T fact checker-Toronto Star)
My job as a reporter isn’t “substantive moral rejection,” though I’ve repeatedly pointed out his racism, sexism and anti-Muslim bigotry. I provide people with accurate information.
O. M. G. To think that this motley crew is all that stands between us and armageddon. But as the Barenaked Ladies once said, “Enjoy the humor of the situation.”
Kavanaugh Offers to Pay for Wall by Recycling His Empties
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bid to end the government shutdown, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh said on Thursday that he would recycle his empties to pay for a wall with Mexico.
Speaking to reporters from his office at the Court, Kavanaugh said that the inspiration came to him while he was building a beer-can pyramid in his basement rec room on Wednesday night.
“I was in my man cave, building this rad beer pyramid, and I was, like, I bet if I recycled all the beer cans down here plus the ones out in the garage, I’d have enough to pay for that freaking wall,” the Supreme Court Justice said.
He added that he started calling a number of his friends from Georgetown Prep to see if they would contribute their empties to the effort, and found that they were “totally stoked” about the idea.
“P.J., Tobin, and Squee are all in,” he said. “This wall is gonna freaking rule.”
Don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this:
Now more than ever…
I thought Paulie was the only survivor!
Now that brings back memories:
Cardi B on the partial government shut