Hey I had to move your post, this is humorous internet thing, @matt made that thread for “strange but true” things that need no embellishment because they’re funny all on their own.
White men on stage: We need to all come together as a nation work with republicans to get things done.
Elizabeth Warren: I will bathe in the blood of Mitch McConnell and use his skull as a pint glass.
For a little humor, here is an article about those annoying “logic guys” on the far right. I dealt with two at once earlier today:
Dept. of I Really Don't Care, Do U? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sunlight passing through the wings of a Black Jacobin Hummingbird forms a prism of rainbows
(Photo: Christian Spencer)
Well, some of us think it’s gonna make a big (all cynicism aside)
Terrified Trump Writes Check to Biden Campaign
OSAKA (The Borowitz Report)—Moments after watching the second night of Democratic Presidential debates, a reportedly shaken Donald J. Trump wrote a check to the campaign of former Vice-President Joe Biden.
Trump took a break from the G-20 summit to watch the Thursday-night contest and emerged from the viewing “ashen and trembling,” one G-20 colleague said.
Later, Trump was overheard trying to enlist Russian President Vladimir Putin to support the Biden 2020 effort.
“Please, you’ve got to help Joe. He’s in trouble,” Trump pleaded with the Russian.
“Stop being such a baby,” Putin reportedly snapped.