I’m just going to leave this here while I wait for Trump to address the #sharpiegate hashtag and misspell it.
One more. These are fun!
In Latest Humiliation, Boris Johnson’s Dog Resigns As His Pet | The New Yorker
LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest in a string of humiliating blows to the British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson’s dog has abruptly resigned as his pet.
The dog, whom Johnson named Lord Slobberly, made the announcement in an official statement on Thursday morning.
“After wrestling with my conscience for some time, I have concluded that any further association with Mr. Johnson would be damaging to my reputation,” the dog said.
The sudden defection of Johnson’s dog sent shockwaves through his cabinet, with many ministers fearing that Lord Slobberly could be just the first of his pets to jump ship.
Specifically, parliamentary sources report that Johnson’s cat, Lady Paws-Whiskerly, is rumored to be in conversations with the Liberal Democrats.
Shame is a four letter word for the GOP these days.
No, really, just take off the “e”.
It describes them perfectly.
Do we have an ‘Idiot’s corner’ for jokes? This is what T retweets last night, from another idiot just messing around. You know the ‘distraction’ is better than the truth.
My God, he has stripped every last shred of dignity from the office.
A little Chrissy Teigan rub…