‘Sesame Street’ has been mocking Trump since 1988 — here are some of the best moments
Re-upping this because it’s as true today as it was 2 years ago.
Trying to decide whether it’s funny or scary.
Scary…this one. Funny only in that it is a cartoon.
Here’s the billboard that U.S. Senate Candidate Maggie T. Oliver has placed on the route that Trump will take to his rally in New Mexico tonight. His
handlers babysitters will undoubtedly distract him with a hamburger as they pass the sign in order to avoid a tantrum.
LOL LOL LOL
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump is sowing discord among his foreign-policy advisers with a controversial plan to send a drone to the Middle East, White House insiders report.
According to sources familiar with the heated discussions, the opposition to Trump’s plan stems from the belief of many in his inner circle that the drone proposed for the mission is totally ill-equipped and doomed to miserable failure.
“There is virtually no enthusiasm for this particular drone,” one source said. “Trump is the only person who thinks that it has any use whatsoever.”
Fears abound that, if the drone were employed in the Middle East, it would immediately stray off course, due to its near-total lack of an even rudimentary guidance system.
“This drone is essentially the opposite of a smart weapon,” the source said. “Even if you tell it what to do, it cannot perform the simplest tasks. Every mission it has been sent on thus far has been a catastrophic embarrassment.”
Despite the widespread contempt for the drone, there is a faction in the White House that believes that sending it to the Middle East might still serve a useful purpose. “At least it wouldn’t be here anymore,” the source said.
It’s sad when the Onion nails it so clearly. You go, Greta Thunberg!
Nation Perplexed By 16-Year-Old Who Doesn’t Want World To End
I foresee a LOT of pouting in the near future… now with Princess [im]Peach!