Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Accidentally Calls Biden Looking for Dirt on Biden
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âIn the latest embarrassing communications slipup for the White House, Donald Trump called Joe Biden over the weekend looking for dirt on Joe Biden.
Reportedly, the phone call began with ten to fifteen minutes of pleasantries before Trump, who apparently did not realize he was speaking to the former Vice-President, asked Biden to investigate âSleepy Joe and his crooked son, Sleazy Hunter.â
Understandably, Biden took umbrage at this request, and only then did it become clear to Trump that he had called the wrong person.
After Biden was unmasked, Trump was urged to quickly hang up by Mike Pompeo, Mike Pence, Bill Barr, Betsy DeVos, and a half-dozen other senior Administration officials who had been listening in on the call.
Later in the day, the White House press secretary, Stephanie Grisham, attempted to put the errant phone call in context by explaining that the former Vice-Presidentâs phone number was âextremely similarâ to that of Stevo Pendarovski, the President of North Macedonia.
On the lawn of the White House, Trump lashed out at those criticizing his call to Biden, arguing, âOther than the fact that I did not know who I was talking to, that phone call was perfect.â
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And conversely, no one wants to assume all those positions.
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Trumpâs shadow foreign policy â The Three Amigos! 
stay for the speech, itâs perfect.
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Downloadable from here for those wishing to steal, or on my Giphy: VOTE - Brain in Jar by Windthin on DeviantArt
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I love Nancy Pelosiâs new twitter banner. It really captures Donnie.
Full disclosure: I MAY have altered it. Slightly.
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The original, of course.
Also, I am not the only trickster out there having fun with the picture of Pelosi taking Lil Donnie to schoolâŚ
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Ok nowâŚGen Mattis does step up and gives T some of his own medicine. Harsh criticism. 
More from MattisâŚ
âIâm not just an overrated general. Iâm the greatest, the worldâs most overrated,â Mattis told the audience at the Al Smith Memorial Foundation dinner Thursday. Mattis was the keynote speaker at the 74th annual event.
"Iâm honored to be considered that by Donald Trump because he also called Meryl Streep an overrated actress. So I guess Iâm the Meryl Streep of generals, and frankly that sounds pretty good to me,â Mattis continued.
But Mattis didnât stop there with his jabs at the president.
âAnd you do have to admit that between me and Meryl, at least weâve had some victories,â he joked.
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In the age of selfies and self promotionâŚThis.
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#A James Mattis mocks Trumpâs bone spurs
Something to smile aboutâŚ
NASA Astronauts Conduct the First All-Female Spacewalk
Jessica Meir and Christina Koch ventured outside the International Space Station on Friday to replace a power controller.
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Oh forâŚ
More evidence I have far too much time on my hands:
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Carly Simon is allowing the political use of her iconic song âYouâre So Vainâ for the first time ever⌠in an anti-Trump ad!
So appropriate.
Carly Simonâs anti-Trump ad
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Just leaked: This was one of the heated discussions that took place today during the closed door portion of the Cabinet meeting.
Trump Cabinet Officials Resentful of Increasing Power Wielded by Live-In Caregiver
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There are 197 Republicans in the House of Representatives, and this never came to a vote. Trump lies about everything. Trump lies about everything. Remember that.
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