Ladies and gentlemen, the great businessman:
Oh! that Windmill Cancer is serious stuff. Here is a very useful link to help you check if you have it.
I checked out on all of the first 5 symptoms! I’m not going to see the doctor because that could be fatal.
It’s snowing in Seattle for the first time in 2020—did the White House mix up their Washington’s? Who is going to tell them that there are two?
Some hyperbole from our local news. We don’t get a lot of snow in the year so it generates a lot of news online when it happens. Idiots probably saw a headline like this and didn’t look out the fucking window before hitting send.
Some areas hit hard by Western Washington snowfall
I nominate this hero tortoise for Pokemon.
I am sure that’s how that works.