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Such as it is…his brain registers expletive to me.
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Trump’s $5 million Super Bowl ad comes in dead last in ratings
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This. 
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Watch “Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Goes To Washington To Cover Trump’s Impeachment Trial” on YouTube
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Satire from The Borowitz Report
Florida Offers to Help Iowa Count Votes
TALLAHASSEE, Florida (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the delay in the release of the Iowa caucus results “a threat to democracy,” the state of Florida has offered to help Iowa with the vote-counting process.
Harland Dorrinson, a spokesman for Florida’s official electoral commission, said on Tuesday morning that “Florida stands ready and willing to restore credibility to Iowa’s vote-tabulation procedures.”
Dorrinson added that Katherine Harris, Florida’s former secretary of state, was eager to “roll up her sleeves and clean up Iowa’s mess.”
“Just say the word, Iowa, and Katherine Harris will be on the next plane out,” he said.
For their part, Iowa Democratic Party officials said that they were already making great progress in counting the caucus results, and that early returns indicated that a white person had won.
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Simon & Garfunkel were right! “…and everything looks worse in black & white!” (Kodachrome song) 
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on Twitter last night. 
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@Pet_Proletariat Thanks for the energizing “get-out-the-vote” video from YelloPain.
Desiree Tims, running to flip the OH-10 House seat to Blue, closes the video with these spot on words directed at anyone who’s made up their mind that their vote doesn’t matter:
Every time you stay home [from voting] someone is making a decision about you. Making decsions about the air you breath, the water you drink, the food your kids eat, how much money you bring home every two weeks. So every time you sit out an election, every time you don’t show up because you think it doesn’t matter, someone else is happy that you didn’t show up so they can make that decision for you. Vote!
Go Tims!
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