Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Determined to address the “No. 1 concern of the American people during the coronavirus crisis,” Fox News Channel announced on Thursday that it would air a three-part prime-time series on Hunter Biden.
The series, to be he co-hosted by Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Rudy Giuliani, will attempt to soothe the anxieties of Fox viewers who have suddenly been plunged into uncertainty about the activities of Joe Biden’s son.
“People are trapped inside their homes, they’re worried, they’re scared, and they don’t know where to turn for accurate information about Hunter Biden,” Hannity said. “We’re here to fill that need.”
Please don’t watch. Let’s aim for the lowest ratings ever.
I am 100% I saw 1 in a video game my wife and I play, and it approximates where we are right now.
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Hehehe I love the little wombats - though they can be mighty pushy if you cross them. I have a print of one on my wall
along with a print of another Aussie cutie - a Quokka
I shall miss going over the Tasman to visit my g’kids in WA this year with both NZ and Australia closing the borders this week.
One must do outing each visit is to the Perth Zoo to see if the Wombat is awake. Like the koala, they like to sleep most of the day.
Speaking on the COVID-19 situation just now, President trump repeated several times that “I (We) inherited a broken old system that was never meant for this”. Projecting as usual…no donny, that’s what the American PEOPLE got when we got YOU-!
Ha! It took me a few seconds to get that one.
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