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Humor Fix - The Borowitz Report
When T confuses his facts…like who burned down the WH - was it Canada…or England?
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Schools across the country have cancelled tours of the White House out of concern that a chance encounter with Donald J. Trump could lead to an attempt by the President to teach their students history.
In an advisory sent to the nation’s schools on Thursday, the American Educators Consortium urged teachers to scrap all scheduled trips to the White House in order “to prevent the hard work you and your students have been doing from being totally undone.”
Carol Foyler, a middle-school history teacher from Bethesda, Maryland, spoke of a “scary moment” during a White House tour last week when her class had a “near-miss” with Trump.
“We were walking by the Oval Office, the door was open, and I could see he was in there,” the educator said. “I just said to my kids, ‘Keep your heads down and walk fast.’ ”
Foyler said that she considers herself lucky to have protected her students from the devastating impact of Trump’s ignorance, and acknowledges that the situation could have been “much worse.”
“What if we had been walking through the West Wing and found ourselves face to face with Trump and Betsy DeVos?” she said. “I don’t even want to think about it.”
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Postmates throws some shade at Pruitt 
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@Pet_Proletariat Ha! Good to know that Postmates can run errands for me like picking up fancy moisturizer from the Ritz-Carlton so I don’t have to inconvenience my security detail. But can they carry a used Trump hotel mattress in that little bicycle basket?
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This is funny, but the truth in it swerves my funnybone so fast it splinters.
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Gaffe or Freudian slip? 
Watch the video. 
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I just saw that too!!! Jaw drop.
Will delete my post in What Happened Over The Weekend.
Leave it in, that gaffe was the most telling thing ever.
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And there are a LOT of these…will post a bunch.
We need a laugh, bigly after his performance. Yikes!
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I think this one belongs in the “series”…
Perhaps along with the thought bubble “I’ll take my toys and go home, then! So there! 
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