I cannot in good conscience like this image because it is the worst pie chart ever.
I think it’s the saddest pie chart ever.
It should look like this:
So it’s the worst, and I guess the saddest for two reasons considering it took me about 30 seconds including the time I spent looking up the free online pie chart creator. 
I find my solace in pointing out lazy ass memes. Don’t judge me.
Also, I’m fighting the urge to put a sticker on my car that says “VOTE -unless you’re Republican” but around here, my car will get bashed up, I guarantee it…
My cousin living in Kansas sent this to me. If the women of Kansas think this way we might be alright after all.
Kavanaugh Disappointed to Discover Supreme Court Has No Happy Hour
By Andy Borowitz
October 9, 2018
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a setback for the newest Associate Justice on his first day at work, Brett Kavanaugh said on Tuesday that he was “very disappointed” to learn that the Supreme Court does not have a happy hour.
Kavanaugh told reporters that he made the horrifying discovery as the clock ticked down to 5 P.M. and “everyone was still in their offices working and stuff.”
“I mean, I couldn’t believe it,” Kavanaugh said. “I had been busting my tail for six hours, and I needed to blow off some steam.”
Ruth Bader Ginsburg was the member of the Court who delivered the bad news to Kavanaugh. “When she told me, I guess I started crying a bit, which I now regret,” he said. “She just kind of closed her office door and went back to work or whatever.”
Kavanaugh’s unpleasant discovery that the Supreme Court has “absolutely no drink specials” has left him wondering if his bruising confirmation battle “was even worth it.”
“This place blows,” he said.
That sure is a great song - I see it has gone viral with 25 mil hits already!
Well done.
Excellent report here:
Here’s the latest rendition on Jimmy Kimmel’s show- it’s even better than the solo.
