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Satire from The Borowitz Report

Trump Offers to Station Pence at Border with Binoculars in Lieu of wall

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unexpected breakthrough that could end the government shutdown, President Donald Trump has backed down from his demand for a wall and offered instead to post Vice-President Mike Pence at the border with big binoculars.

According to the White House, Pence’s mission at the border will alternate between keeping an eye out for potential intruders and glaring menacingly into the distance.

At a press conference announcing the development, Pence appeared to embrace his new role as the nation’s first line of defense against illegal immigration.

“If anyone wants to sneak into the United States, why, lordy, they’ll have to get past Mike Pence first,” he said.

The White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, denied that stationing Pence at the border represented a concession on Trump’s part and claimed that the Vice-President was “just as good as a wall.”

If anyone can take the place of an inanimate object, it’s Mike Pence,” she said.




And Russian.





This is hardly funny…but truth can be laughable.



Stubbornly going down…


Read this course retort from Andy Richter - Conan O’Brien’s sidekick. Britt Hume (Fox) suggests that Daniel Dale is subpar.

Andy Richter

Brit Hume, surrounded by pistachio shells and empty André splits, sitting on a hemorrhoid donut in the spare bedroom his wife has banished him to, wearing nothing but an old fedora with a card in the band on which he’s written the word “PRESS”

2/ Britt Hume (Fox)

This is an absolute classic.

Daniel Dale (Ace reporter and T fact checker-Toronto Star)
My job as a reporter isn’t “substantive moral rejection,” though I’ve repeatedly pointed out his racism, sexism and anti-Muslim bigotry. I provide people with accurate information.


O. M. G. To think that this motley crew is all that stands between us and armageddon. But as the Barenaked Ladies once said, “Enjoy the humor of the situation.”



yep…toddler vision




Kavanaugh Offers to Pay for Wall by Recycling His Empties

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bid to end the government shutdown, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh said on Thursday that he would recycle his empties to pay for a wall with Mexico.

Speaking to reporters from his office at the Court, Kavanaugh said that the inspiration came to him while he was building a beer-can pyramid in his basement rec room on Wednesday night.

“I was in my man cave, building this rad beer pyramid, and I was, like, I bet if I recycled all the beer cans down here plus the ones out in the garage, I’d have enough to pay for that freaking wall,” the Supreme Court Justice said.

He added that he started calling a number of his friends from Georgetown Prep to see if they would contribute their empties to the effort, and found that they were “totally stoked” about the idea.

“P.J., Tobin, and Squee are all in,” he said. “This wall is gonna freaking rule.”

(Lynn) #855

(M A Croft) #856

Don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this:

(Lynn) #857

(M A Croft) #858

I can see it now:



Now more than ever…

(M A Croft) #860

I thought Paulie was the only survivor!
Now that brings back memories: