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These Rā€™s are urgently looking for problems they can blame the Dems forā€¦#DumpOnDems

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Quick! Put up a wall so they canā€™t get back in!!! What a freaking bunch of lying anti-American hypocrites!

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The right to carry water bottles is thwarted and wrapped up is vengeful legislatureā€¦

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Parler explains ā€˜free speechā€™ to angry users after sharing Capitol riot posts with the FBI

Parler users meltdown after finding out the social media platform shared Capitol riot info with the FBI: report

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Trump Crashes Mar-a-Lago Wedding to Whine About Election Loss

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So typical- he canā€™t imagine anyone other than himself being the center of attention, not even at someoneā€™s freaking wedding. What an ass.

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Someone is going to the doghouse again.

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From the journalist that kept on and broke the Epstein story

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Mocking Ted Cruzā€¦and guns. Two hard subjects which need some knocking.

Every time thereā€™s a shooting, we play this ridiculous theater.ā€

ā€” Ted Cruz

ā€œIf you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter, it absolutely must go off.ā€

ā€” Anton Chekhov

If you say in the first chapter that there are 393 million guns in a country, they absolutely must go off.

If you say in the first chapter that there are 393 million guns in a country, then in that country there will be a continuous miserable drumbeat of those guns going off.

If you say in the first chapter that the Republicans in Congress are indifferent to this, that they are going to draw absurd analogies to cars and call any desire for gun control ā€œtheater,ā€ then they will continue going off.

If you say at the beginning that the National Rifle Association exists, even if you specify in the stage directions that it squanders millions of dollars on unrelated yacht experiences, guns will continue going off.

If you say in the first chapter that no matter how often they go off and how many people are hurt or killed by them, Republicans in Congress will never even make an attempt to pass gun control of any kind, then in the second or third chapter, they will continue going off.

If you say in the first chapter that there are other countries where this does not regularly happen, everyone will admit that is true while changing nothing.

If you say, gun control might prevent this from happening every day, why donā€™t we try that, and the audience rises to its feet and shouts for it, they will still go off.

If you announce at the beginning of the play that this time gun control is most certainly coming, at the end of the play the characters will still be sitting there waiting for gun control.

But if you say in the first chapter that the gun show loophole closed, and there was a three-day waiting period, and the play started before the three days ended, there might not be a gun on the wall at all. Even if you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle ā€” but it is in a safe, not on the wall, and it is finger-print-locked, and it doesnā€™t have a bump stock, and it was not purchased through some unfixed exception ā€” then, at last, it might not go off.

But then the play would not be a tragedy.

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#WaterGaetz #PizzaGaetz #MaGaetz

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While what happened on Jan. 6th was not at all funny, I hope when they make the movie about it THIS detail is shown in all its absurdity:

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Sounds like a scene that belongs in a Woody Allen movie.

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(from SNL)

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Anything for a buck- ā€œSo many suckers, so little time!ā€ Personally, Iā€™d hurl if I got such a greeting.

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