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(David Bythewood) #988




Devin Nunes honorary dinner cancelled by Fresno GOP




Image for Sen Lindsey Graham - leaving a message spelled out in “flip flops.”

(David Bythewood) #992



Satire from The Borowitz Report

William Barr Reads “Moby-Dick,” Finds No Evidence of Whales

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Attorney General William Barr has just read the classic American novel “Moby-Dick,” by Herman Melville, and found that the book contains “no evidence whatsoever of whales,” Barr stated on Tuesday.

The Attorney General issued his statement on the absence of whales in the Melville classic in a two-paragraph book report released to the news media.

“Those who read ‘Moby-Dick’ looking for whales will be sorely disappointed,” Barr wrote. “There are no whales here.”

To illustrate his point, Barr quoted the book’s first sentence: “Call me Ishmael.”

“As you can clearly see, that sentence does not have a whale in it,” Barr wrote.

The Attorney General indicated that he hoped his report would put an end to “reckless speculation” about the existence of whales in “Moby-Dick.” “It’s time to move on,” he wrote.

Barr disclosed that, after waiting years to read “Moby-Dick,” he was able to finish reading it in approximately fifteen minutes.


Check out what appears in the background…swamp creature.

(David Bythewood) #995

Just had to animate here. Here’s a link for the larger-sized version, too big for here: Lying Level 9000 Animated by Windthin on DeviantArt

(David Bythewood) #996

Concertina wire installed by U.S. troops on the border is being stolen and sold for home security in Tijuana. Mexicans Are Stealing Border Wall Materials, Using Them For Home Security | HuffPost via @HuffPost

(M A Croft) #997

Yes I saw this a couple of days back. I thought of a dark humoured response - but then thought better of it - for it involved a Mexican Politician and a crowd chanting. Something about building a fence, and other people paying for it.
Sorry - I shouldn’t have mentioned it. :blush:







From Fox News :woman_facepalming:t2:

How did we let these people beat us?


:tangerine: click tweet to see the video :point_down:
It’s worth it I promise.



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