Togetherness in keeping fit - #SpainHasItGoingOn
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https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1239254112627232768?s=20
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To the “rescue”- Quilted Northern Rustic Weave | Artisanal Toilet Paper
https://youtu.be/vRlBtabKRFM
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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Adorable Mini Pony And Donkey Want You To #StayTheFHome
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We live in the weirdest timeline
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It’s Coronatime!
Cutest. Hamster. Ever.
TikTok recommended by John Oliver…
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Yup…so hilarious and catchy lil’ Coronatime!!
And some Sideshow Rudy commentary here along with some hamster inquries @Keaton_James
Yeah, where is Rudy???
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Trump Tests Negative For Empathy
March 16, 2020
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has tested negative for empathy, the White House doctor confirmed on Monday.
In an official statement, Dr. Sean Conley said that Trump submitted to the empathy test even though, in the physician’s opinion, “it was not really necessary.”
“I expected him to test negative,” Conley said. “Empathy-wise, he has been entirely asymptomatic.”
The White House doctor attributed Trump’s empathy-free status to his established practice of social distancing from anyone showing even the faintest sign of compassion, kindness, or humanity.
“At the first indication that someone is about to open his or her mouth to emit an expression of concern for others, he is careful to move as far away from that person as possible,” the physician said.
Instead, Conley said, Trump has been spending time exclusively with people who have also tested negative for empathy, such as Stephen Miller, Mitch McConnell, and all of the adult Trump children except Tiffany.
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@Windthin has posted this in the Coronavirus thread, but posting here, too, just so no one misses it. This is a highly effective message – both calling out Trump for his abysmal incompetence and giving us hope that together (and despite Trump), we can get through this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=3f4J07tGTo0&feature=emb_logo
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Dr. Fauci Says He Has No Idea Who Locked Jared Kushner in Bathroom
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Tuesday that he had “no idea” who locked Jared Kushner in a White House bathroom.
Fielding a question at the daily briefing by the Coronavirus Task Force, the esteemed virologist said that it was most likely “a regrettable accident” that resulted in Donald J. Trump’s son-in-law being trapped in the bathroom for nine hours.
“Doors get locked by mistake all the time,” Fauci said.
When a reporter pointed out that the bathroom door had been locked from the outside with a padlock, Fauci replied, “Whoa. That’s a different kettle of fish. I had not heard that. Padlock? That’s crazy.”
Fauci urged the press not to “make too big a deal” of Kushner’s imprisonment in the bathroom, and noted that Vice-President Mike Pence eventually heard Kushner’s screams and came to his rescue.
Taking another question from reporters, Fauci said he had no idea who locked Representative Devin Nunes in the bathroom.
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