This will be a jokeâŠ
Jared Kushner agrees book deal for âdefinitiveâ account of Trump presidency
The untitled memoir by the presidentâs son-in-law will be published in 2022
TFG naturally has claimed he has a book deal in the offing alsoâŠ
âHeâs screwed over so many publishersâ: Trump confronts a skeptical book industry
The former president insists he has offers from two of the âmost prestigious publishing houses.â None of the major five said they extended one.
And NOT a funny one! 
This is wild. QAnonsense folks are angry at Trump for announcing a December tour with Bill OâReilly.
Not because Billy boy is a sexual harassing dip, but because they were POSITIVE Trump would be reinstated by August!
Trumpâs announcement of rallies with Bill OâReilly sets off furious backlash among QAnon supporters
According to a report from Newsweek, Donald Trumpâs announcement that he will be touring with former Fox News personality Bill OâReilly in December was greeted with dismay and incredulity by QAnon followers who believed he would already have been reinstalled as president in August.
The tour, which will include stops in Sunrise, Florida, then Orlando before moving on to Houston and ending in Dallas on December 19, carries a ticket price of $100, with Trump announcing, âMy tour with Bill OâReilly is getting a lot of attention, and Iâm looking forward to it. Maybe tickets would make a great Fatherâs Day gift? In any event, Iâll see you then, and much sooner.â
That announcement set off a flurry of comments on Telegram â a popular forum for QAnon adherents â who reacted with confusion and anger.
According to Newsweekâs Ewan Palmer, âSupporters of the radical movement expressed concerns that Trump going on a speaking tour later this year surely means that he will not be returning a presidentâa false claim they have continued to believe since he lost the 2020 election more than seven months ago.â
As one Telegram user, identified as Peace Lilly, wrote, âOK I GUESS MY QUESTION IS TRUMP COMING BACK? WHY WOULD HE BE DOING A TOUR THRU THE END OF THE YEAR WITH OâREILLY. HMMMMMMMMM SOMETHING DOESNâT FEEL RIGHT?.â
âSo nothing will happen until December?â wrote another, with a third adding, âMan I sure hope we donât have to wait that long before youâre back in office.â
âItâs only a few dates close togetherâŠit could be done if it works out like it shouldâŠcould cancelâŠbut yupâŠkinda a gut punch statement. But we are in an information war, so who the hell knows,â wrote another with Trump supporter Angela Baldwin writing, âSo basically the August thing is a bunch of bull because a reinstated President doesnât go on tour.â
Newsweeksâ Palmer added that many QAnon followers are still pinning their hopes on the Arizona ballot audit, believing it will set in motion overturning the 2020 presidential election results and reinstall Trump in the Oval Office.
You can read more here.
It couldnât happen to a crazier guy.
Court Suspends Giulianiâs Law License, Citing Trump Election Lies
The former mayor of New York, who was once the top federal prosecutor in Manhattan, is now barred from practicing law in the state.
TFG and Jason Miller have seriously started a social network with the very rapey name of GETTR and⊠wow. That logo.
I think âGutterâ would be more appropriate. 
Also, I fixed their GETTR logoâŠ
Trumpworld App Is Bankrolled by Fugitive Chinese Billionaire
GETTR CREATR?
Trump adviser Jason Miller launched a new social media company thatâs being bankrolled by a buddy of pardoned Trump strategist Steve Bannon.
A new social media network led by Donald Trump adviser Jason Miller is backed by a fugitive Chinese billionaire who once invited Steve Bannon to live on his yacht.
On Thursday, Miller announced the launch of âGettr,â a new social media app aimed at conservatives that promises to be âcancel-free.â Trump fans wary of social media censorship on more prominent platforms like Twitter and Facebook started to sign up for the platform after Politico reported on the existence of the new site.
Whatâs not made clear to Gettrâs new users, though, is that the site received initial funding from a foundation owned by Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui and his family. In an interview with The Daily Beast on Thursday, Miller said Guoâs âfamily foundationâ provided Gettr with early funding.
âSome of the initial seed money has come from his family foundation,â Miller said of Guo, who also goes by the name Miles Kwok.
Guo isnât a direct investor in Gettr, according to Miller, and doesnât have a seat on its board or other formal role. The Trump adviser said the company was backed by a âconsortium of international investors,â but declined to name them, beyond the Guo foundation, or the total amount of money that has been invested in the new social-media property so far. But while Miller downplayed Guoâs connection, sites associated with the billionaire have suggested that Gettr is Guoâs brainchild.
In a June video on GTV, a media outlet that serves as a mouthpiece for Guo, a host summarizing a recent Guo made about Getter said that the social media platform was âthe concentration of Milesâs whole life work.â The host added that Guo had come up with the idea for Gettrâs logo, a torch.
âThis logo of Gettr is his idea, representing that Gettr will ignite the hope of mankind and the spirit of the Olympic games,â the host read.
Miller told The Daily Beast he wasnât sure who came up with the torch logo. When The Daily Beast asked Guo for comment, Guoâs staff forwarded the request to Miller.
Other websites associated with Guo have promoted Gettr for weeks, even though the siteâs existence wasnât widely known until Politico first reported on it Thursday.
Two weeks ago, a bizarre ad for Gettr was posted on GTVâs video channel. The video features actors in stock footage reacting with delight to images of Gettrâs website that have been superimposed over the footage. The ad promises that Gettr will be âgossipyâ and feature âvirus truth,â an apparent reference to Guoâs claims that the Chinese government was behind the coronavirus pandemic. Videos of Guo appear prominently in the ad, suggesting that the billionaire would be one of the siteâs main attractions.
Guo, a vocal critic of the Chinese government who is wanted in that country on corruption charges, has developed close ties to top Trump allies. The billionaire paid former Trump White House adviser Steve Bannon at least $1 million dollars, and teamed up with him to promote a Chinese doctorâs claims that the coronavirus was created by the Chinese government. When federal authorities arrested Bannon on fraud charges in August 2020, they found him on a yacht owned by Guo.
The new social media platformâs ties to Guo go beyond his family investment.
Bill Marczak and John Scott-Railton, senior researchers at the University of Torontoâs Citizen Lab, analyzed Gettrâs underlying code for The Daily Beast and found numerous connections between Gettr and other Guo-related apps and online media platforms.
An earlier iteration of Gettr called âGetome,â which Guo once praised as a key part of his global strategy, also suggests that the billionaire has significant ties to Gettr.
Googleâs Play Store and Appleâs App Store both list an obscure company, Chainnov Inc, as the owner of Gettr. Chainnov is also the owner of Getome. In the interview with The Daily Beast, Miller described Getome as an earlier iteration of Gettr.
Guo, whose media includes a number of attempts at alternative social platforms, hyped Getome in a May article on his G-News site.
âGive me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world,â Guo bragged about Getome. âG-News, G-TV, and Getome are at the point that can move the earth.â
Guoâs legions of social media supporters and trolls were among the first and most vocal adopters of Gettr starting on June 14, the day the appâs site went live.
Pro-Guo Twitter users hyped the app as an improved version of Getome and encouraged users to migrate their accounts to it.
They also told Getome users hoping to log in to Gettr that their old Getome credentials would allow them to access accounts on Gettr. Getome has since disappeared from Googleâs Play Store, and its website is now inaccessible. But shortly before it went down, Getomeâs site included promotion and a link to Gettr, according to archives of the site accessible in Googleâs cache.
Gettr faces a number of rival social media platforms seeking to become the go-to network for conservatives. And while Trump establishing an account on Gettr would instantly turn the site into a significant name on the right, Bloomberg reporter Jennifer Jacobs tweeted on Thursday that Trump has involvement with the site and doesnât plan to join.
âHe knows that we would love him to join the platform,â Miller told The Daily Beast. âWe have âRealDonaldTrumpâ saved for him.â The Trump confidant added that heâs recently spoken to the ex-president about joining the new platform, but declined to go into detail about those conversations.
Even at this early stage and without the former presidentâs commitment, Gettrâs connections to the upper echelons of Trumpworld are unmistakable. According to Miller, Tim Murtaugh, a fellow senior official on Trumpâs reelection campaign, is âworking on the media affairs sideâ of Gettr. In a text message on Thursday evening, Murtaugh corroborated this, saying that heâd doing so in a âconsultingâ capacity.
Despite Bannonâs close ties to Guo, Miller said Bannon does not have a formal position with Gettr. Guoâs business dealings with Bannon were reportedly the subject of a federal investigation in connection with fundraising for Guoâs GTV Media Group.
And though Gettr is being branded as an âanti-cancel-cultureâ haven, some of its terms of service appear to resemble that of other social-media sites that have banned prominent figures, such as former President Trump, following the Jan. 6 riot on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC.
Miller said on Thursday that Gettr users âdo not have a right toâŠbully, harass, or stalk others,â or to âtraffic in homophobic or racial or religious slurs, or promote hate speech, or encourage self-harm or illegal behavior, or dox people, or post sexually explicit content.â Such Gettr behavior that is deemed as crossing the line could get a user booted by moderators, as is standard with major social-media websites.
The Trump adviser also mentioned that âcontent depicting violenceâŠsuch as beheadingââspecifically referencing liberal comic and actress Kathy Griffinâs famous anti-Trump photoâwould not qualify as âfree political speechâ on Gettr.
And in an apparent bid to lure users from other platforms and grow its user base, Gettr allows Twitter users to import their content onto the platform. But Millerâs new site is already facing growing pains. Some new users reported that the site had encouraged them to follow a user named âHitlerâ that used the German dictatorâs face as its profile picture.
Gettr has also grappled with the appearance of at least one Miller imposter. Shortly after Gettrâs launch, an account called âJason Millerâ amassed hundreds of followers and claimed that Trump would soon join the social network. The account was later suspended.
Guo has also courted President Trumpâs then-personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani.
In the runup to the 2020 election, pro-Guo pundits teased the existence of a Biden laptop âbombshellâ weeks before news that Giuliani had obtained Hunter Bidenâs device. After social media networks suspended or limited the reach of materials taken from Hunter Bidenâs laptop, Guoâs social media platforms became one of the few places hosting materials from the laptop, including revenge porn of Hunter Biden, while Guo posed for pictures with Giuliani smoking cigars.
The linked video is worth looking at. The quality of it is SO bad, with stock footage actors over-reacting, rampant anti-Chinese government stuff that most Americans wonât care about, badly-superimposed graphics and video⊠Iâve seen Kickstarter scams with better production values.
The curious creature, which was initially happy to just watch the matches, eventually tried to join in, causing a temporary halt to play.
Obviously the kids were having fun 
Oh wow. This is too much. Not only does Mike Lindell think Trump will be reinstated on August 13th, but itâs a FRIDAY THE 13TH!
I canât stop laughing!
https://themindshield.com/trump-will-be-reinstated-on-the-morning-of-august-13-mike-lindell-says/
US leaves Afghanistan with turning out the lights and leaving in the middle of the night. The Onion predicts this.
Just⊠wow.
The list of places he is allowed to practice law would be shorter.
So here we go, itâs so typical of trumpâŠâAllen who? I might have met him one time butâŠâ -ROFLMAO
FROM FACEBOOK - remembering the T years⊠
Wow⊠Iâd forgotten how much went on in 4 years!!
I owe my Trump-supporting friends an apology. Iâve been critical of the Trump presidency these last four years, and am still exhausted from the experience. But to be fair, President Trump wasnât that bad, other than when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans, separated children from their families, lost those children in the bureaucracy, tear-gassed peaceful protesters on Lafayette Square so he could hold a photo op holding a Bible in front of a church, tried to block all Muslims from entering the country, got impeached, got impeached again, had the worst jobs record of any president in modern history, pressured Ukraine to dig dirt on Joe Biden, fired the FBI director for investigating his ties to Russia, bragged about firing the FBI director on TV, took Vladimir Putinâs word over the US intelligence community, diverted military funding to build his wall, caused the longest government shutdown in US history, called Black Lives Matter a âsymbol of hate,â lied nearly 30,000 times, banned transgender people from serving in the military, ejected reporters from the White House briefing room who asked tough questions, vetoed the defense funding bill because it renamed military bases named for Confederate soldiers, refused to release his tax returns, increased the national debt by nearly $8 trillion, had three of the highest annual trade deficits in U.S. history, called veterans and soldiers who died in combat losers and suckers, coddled the leader of Saudi Arabia after he ordered the execution and dismembering of a US-based journalist, refused to concede the 2020 election, hired his unqualified daughter and son-in-law to work in the White House, walked out of an interview with Lesley Stahl, called neo-Nazis âvery fine people,â suggested that people should inject bleach into their bodies to fight COVID, abandoned our allies the Kurds to Turkey, pushed through massive tax cuts for the wealthiest but balked at helping working Americans, incited anti-lockdown protestors in several states at the height of the pandemic, withdrew the US from the Paris climate accords, withdrew the US from the Iranian nuclear deal, withdrew the US from the Trans Pacific Partnership which was designed to block Chinaâs advances, insulted his own Cabinet members on Twitter, pushed the leader of Montenegro out of the way during a photo op, failed to reiterate US commitment to defending NATO allies, called Haiti and African nations âshitholeâ countries, called the city of Baltimore the âworst in the nation,â claimed that he single handedly brought back the phrase âMerry Christmasâ even though it hadnât gone anywhere, forced his Cabinet members to praise him publicly like some cult leader, believed he should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, berated and belittled his hand-picked Attorney General when he recused himself from the Russia probe, suggested the US should buy Greenland, colluded with Mitch McConnell to push through federal judges and two Supreme Court justices after supporting efforts to prevent his predecessor from appointing judges, repeatedly called the media âenemies of the people,â claimed that if we tested fewer people for COVID weâd have fewer cases, violated the emoluments clause, thought that Nambia was a country, told Bob Woodward in private that the coronavirus was a big deal but then downplayed it in public, called his exceedingly faithful vice president a âpâyâ for following the Constitution, nearly got us into a war with Iran after threatening them by tweet, nominated a corrupt head of the EPA, nominated a corrupt head of HHS, nominated a corrupt head of the Interior Department, nominated a corrupt head of the USDA, praised dictators and authoritarians around the world while criticizing allies, refused to allow the presidential transition to begin, insulted war hero John McCain â even after his death, spent an obscene amount of time playing golf after criticizing Barack Obama for playing (far less) golf while president, falsely claimed that he won the 2016 popular vote, called the Muslim mayor of London a âstone cold loser,â falsely claimed that he turned down being Timeâs Man of the Year, considered firing special counsel Robert Mueller on several occasions, mocked wearing face masks to guard against transmitting COVID, locked Congress out of its constitutional duty to confirm Cabinet officials by hiring acting ones, used a racist dog whistle by calling COVID the âChina virus,â hired and associated with numerous shady figures that were eventually convicted of federal offenses including his campaign manager and national security adviser, pardoned several of his shady associates, gave the Presidential Medal of Freedom to two congressman who amplified his batshit crazy conspiracy theories, got into telephone fight with the leader of Australia(!), had a Secretary of State who called him a moron, forced his press secretary to claim without merit that his was the largest inauguration crowd in history, botched the COVID vaccine rollout, tweeted so much dangerous propaganda that Twitter eventually banned him, charged the Secret Service jacked-up rates at his properties, constantly interrupted Joe Biden in their first presidential debate, claimed that COVID would âmagicallyâ disappear, called a U.S. Senator âPocahontas,â used his Twitter account to blast Nordstrom when it stopped selling Ivankaâs merchandise, opened up millions of pristine federal lands to development and drilling, got into a losing tariff war with China that forced US taxpayers to bail out farmers, claimed that his losing tariff war was a win for the US, ignored or didnât even take part in daily intelligence briefings, blew off honoring American war dead in France because it was raining, redesigned Air Force One to look like the Trump Shuttle, got played by Kim Jung Un and his âlove letters,â threatened to go after social media companies in clear violation of the Constitution, botched the response to Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico, threw paper towels at Puerto Ricans when he finally visited them, pressured the governor and secretary of state of Georgia to âfindâ him votes, thought that the Virgin islands had a President, drew on a map with a Sharpie to justify his inaccurate tweet that Alabama was threatened by a hurricane, allowed White House staff to use personal email accounts for official businesses after blasting Hillary Clinton for doing the same thing, rolled back regulations that protected the public from mercury and asbestos, pushed regulators to waste time studying snake-oil remedies for COVID, rolled back regulations that stopped coal companies from dumping waste into rivers, held blatant campaign rallies at the White House, tried to take away millions of Americansâ health insurance because the law was named for a Black man, refused to attend his successorsâ inauguration, nominated the worst Education Secretary in history, threatened judges who didnât do what he wanted, attacked Dr. Anthony Fauci, promised that Mexico would pay for the wall (it didnât), allowed political hacks to overrule government scientists on major reports on climate change and other issues, struggled navigating a ramp after claiming his opponent was feeble, called an African-American Congresswoman âlow IQ,â threatened to withhold federal aid from states and cities with Democratic leaders, went ahead with rallies filled with maskless supporters in the middle of a pandemic, claimed that legitimate investigations of his wrongdoing were âwitch hunts,â seemed to demonstrate a belief that there were airports during the American Revolution, demanded âtotal loyaltyâ from the FBI director, praised a conspiracy theory that Democrats are Satanic pedophiles, completely gutted the Voice of America, placed a political hack in charge of the Postal Service, claimed without evidence that the Obama administration bugged Trump Tower, suggested that the US should allow more people from places like Norway into the country, suggested that COVID wasnât that bad because he recovered with the help of top government doctors and treatments not available to the public, overturned energy conservation standards that even industry supported, reduced the number of refugees the US accepts, insulted various members of Congress and the media with infantile nicknames, gave Rush Limbaugh a Presidential medal of Freedom at the State of the Union address, named as head of federal personnel a 29-year old whoâd previously been fired from the White House for allegations of financial improprieties, eliminated the White House office of pandemic response, used soldiers as campaign props, fired any advisor who made the mistake of disagreeing with him, demanded the Pentagon throw him a Soviet-style military parade, hired a shit ton of white nationalists, politicized the civil service, did absolutely nothing after Russia hacked the U.S. government, falsely said the Boy Scouts called him to say his bizarre Jamboree speech was the best speech ever given to the Scouts, claimed that Black people would overrun the suburbs if Biden won, insulted reporters of color, insulted women reporters, insulted women reporters of color, suggested he was fine with Chinaâs oppression of the Uighurs, attacked the Supreme Court when it ruled against him, summoned Pennsylvania state legislative leaders to the White House to pressure them to overturn the election, spent countless hours every day watching Fox News, refused to allow his administration to comply with Congressional subpoenas, hired Rudy Giuliani as his lawyer, tried to punish Amazon because the Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post wrote negative stories about him, acted as if the Attorney General of the United States was his personal attorney, attempted to get the federal government to defend him in a libel lawsuit from a women who accused him of sexual assault, held private meetings with Vladimir Putin without staff present, didnât disclose his private meetings with Vladimir Putin so that the US had to find out via Russian media, stopped holding press briefings for months at a time, âorderedâ US companies to leave China even though he has no such power, led a political party that couldnât even be bothered to draft a policy platform, claimed preposterously that Article II of the Constitution gave him absolute powers, tried to pressure the U.K. to hold the British Open at his golf course, suggested that the government nuke hurricanes, suggested that wind turbines cause cancer, said that he had a special aptitude for science, fired the head of election cyber security after he said that the 2020 election was secure, blurted out classified information to Russian officials, tried to force the G7 to hold their meeting at his failing golf resort in Florida, fired the acting attorney general when she refused to go along with his unconstitutional Muslim travel ban, hired Stephen Miller, openly discussed national security issues in the dining room at Mar-a-Lago where everyone could hear them, interfered with plans to relocate the FBI because a new development there might compete with his hotel, abandoned Iraqi refugees whoâd helped the U.S. during the war, tried to get Russia back into the G7, held a COVID super spreader event in the Rose Garden, seemed to believe that Frederick Douglass is still alive, lost 60 election fraud cases in court including before judges he had nominated, falsely claimed that factories were reopening when they werenât, shamelessly exploited terror attacks in Europe to justify his anti-immigrant policies, still hasnât come up with a healthcare plan, still hasnât come up with an infrastructure plan despite repeated âInfrastructure Weeks,â forced Secret Service agents to drive him around Walter Reed while contagious with COVID, told the Proud Boys to âstand back and stand by,â fucked up the Census, withdrew the U.S. from the World Health Organization in the middle of a pandemic, did so few of his duties that his press staff were forced to state on his daily schedule âPresident Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings,â allowed his staff to repeatedly violate the Hatch Act, seemed not to know that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, stood before sacred CIA wall of heroes and bragged about his election win, constantly claimed he was treated worse than any president which presumably includes four that were assassinated and his predecessor whose legitimacy and birthplace were challenged by a racist reality TV show star named Donald Trump, claimed Andrew Jackson couldâve stopped the Civil War even though he died 16 years before it happened, said that any opinion poll showing him behind was fake, claimed that other countries laughed at us before he became president when several world leaders were literally laughing at him, claimed that the military was out of ammunition before he became President, created a commission to whitewash American history, retweeted anti-Islam videos from one of the most racist people in Britain, claimed ludicrously that the Pulse nightclub shooting wouldnât have happened if someone there had a gun even though there was an armed security guard there, hired a senior staffer who cited the non-existent Bowling Green Massacre as a reason to ban Muslims, had a press secretary who claimed that Nazi Germany never used chemical weapons even though every sane human being knows they used gas to kill millions of Jews and others, bilked the Secret Service for higher than market rates when they had to stay at Trump properties, apparently sold pardons on his way out of the White House, stripped protective status from 59,000 Haitians, falsely claimed Biden wanted to defund the police, said that the head of the CDC didnât know what he was talking about, tried to rescind protection from DREAMers, gave himself an A+ for his handling of the pandemic, tried to start a boycott of Goodyear tires due to an Internet hoax, said U.S. rates of COVID would be lower if you didnât count blue states, deported U.S. veterans who served their country but were undocumented, claimed he did more for African Americans than any president since Lincoln, touted a âsuper-duperâ secret âhydrosonicâ missile which may or may not be a new âhypersonicâ missile or may not exist at all, retweeted a gif calling Biden a pedophile, forced through security clearances for his family, suggested that police officers should rough up suspects, suggested that Biden was on performance-enhancing drugs, tried to stop transgender students from being able to use school bathrooms in line with their gender, suggested the US not accept COVID patients from a cruise ship because it would make US numbers look higher, nominated a climate change sceptic to chair the committee advising the White House on environmental policy, retweeted a video doctored to look like Biden had played a song called âFuck tha Policeâ at a campaign event, hugged a disturbingly large number of U.S. flags, accused Democrats of âtreasonâ for not applauding his State of the Union address, claimed that the FBI failed to capture the Parkland school shooter because they were âspending too much timeâ on Russia, mocked the testimony of Dr Christine Blasey Ford when she accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault, obsessed over low-flow toilets, ordered the rerelease of more COVID vaccines when there werenât any to release, called for the construction of a bizarre garden of heroes with statutes of famous dead Americans as well as at least one Canadian (Alex Trebek), hijacked Washingtonâs July 4th celebrations to give a partisan speech, took advice from the MyPillow guy, claimed that migrants seeking a better life in the US were dangerous caravans of drug dealers and rapists, said nothing when Vladimir Putin poisoned a leading opposition figure, never seemed to heed the advice of his wifeâs âBe Bestâ campaign, falsely claimed that mail-in voting is fraudulent, announced a precipitous withdrawal of troops from Syria which not only handed Russia and ISIS a win but also prompted his defense secretary to resign in protest, insulted the leader of Canada, insulted the leader of France, insulted the leader of Britain, insulted the leader of Germany, insulted the leader of Sweden (Sweden!!), falsely claimed credit for getting NATO members to increase their share of dues, blew off two Asia summits even though they were held virtually, continued lying about spending lots of time at Ground Zero with 9/11 responders, said that the Japanese would sit back and watch their âSony televisionsâ if the US were ever attacked, left a NATO summit early in a huff, stared directly into an eclipse even though everyone over the age of 5 knows not to do that, called himself a very stable genius despite significant evidence to the contrary, refused to commit to a peaceful transfer of power and kept his promise, and a whole bunch of other things I canât remember at the moment.
But other than that. . . đ€·đ»
I hope you donât mind if I copy (quote you) & share with others- especially with trump-excusing friends & family that desperately need a refresher course in reality, whoâve kept their brainless heads under a rock this whole time. Many thanks for your magnificent & herculean effort- you ROCK! 
Another one bites the dust.
I just got a scam call claiming to be from U.S. Customs and Border patrol saying theyâd confiscated a package full of drugs with my name on it. Naturally, they have no idea what my name is, so I answered it, put on my best Texas accent, told them I was Ronny Jackson, spelled my name for them, gave them a zip code for Dallas, TX, and then once the guy rattled off a bunch of legalese intended to baffle me, I asked him if I got the drugs. He asked me again if I knew anything about the case, I asked him if I got the drugs, and he hung up.
Dang.
My wife was in the room at the time trying her very hardest not to crack up.
