This op-ed piece pulls no punches calling out the heartland for its hypocrisy.
Memo to all you âsmall governmentâ conservatives in the farm states: Send back your latest federal subsidy checks.
Go on. Tell Donald Trump â and all us taxpayers â that you donât want the money.
You donât want it. Donât need it. And, yes, donât deserve it. If you canât sell your products on the open market, isnât that your problem?
After all, youâve been railing for years against ârunaway federal spendingâ and massive federal budget deficits. Itâs time to put your money where your mouth is.
Or was all that Tea Party stuff just a big, fat lie?
Midwestern riches
The Ag Racket was in Washington on Thursday collecting another $16 billion of our money, courtesy of the man the farmers put in the White House. Apparently, itâs our job to compensate them for the effects of Trumpâs policies. (Trump doled out $11 billion in âaidâ last year.)
Donât you just love these people? Farmers lean Republican by about three to one. Trump swept the farmland states by wide margins. He won Iowa by 10 percentage points, Kansas by 21 and Nebraska by 25.
You can hardly throw a soybean anywhere in the Midwest without hitting small-government conservatives who rail against government spending, bailouts, âwelfareâ and âsocialism.â
But I guess itâs not âwelfareâ if youâre white.
Theyâre all in favor of âfree marketsâ â at least for something simple, like, say, health insurance.
Itâs when you start to deal with things that are really complex, like wheat or soybeans, that you need the government to step in.
Of course in a truly free market theyâd respond to plunging prices by, er, planting something else. But, then, weâll never know, will we?
Betting (on) the farm
It takes a lot of chutzpah to complain about poverty while making bigger returns than Wall Street.
But then, the Ag Racket has never been shy â at least when it comes to money.
The returns on farmland were a hefty 6.7% last year, according to the National Council of Real Estate Investment Fiduciaries (NCREIF).
Howâd your 401(k) do? The S&P 500 Index of the biggest U.S. stocks dropped 7%.
But by all means, letâs tax the rest of us to help them out. Whereâs that violin?
Farmland returns havenât had a single negative year since at least the 1990s, according to NCREIF. Farmland was actually in the black in the year of the 9/11 attacks. They were up 15% in 2008, when the Lehman Brothers-induced stock-market crash wiped out half your savings.
This was no anomaly. Over 20 years, farmland has produced twice the average annual returns of the S&P 500: 12.4% versus 5.9%.
And $100 invested in U.S. farmland 20 years ago would be worth more than $1,000 today. The same amount in the U.S. stock market: Just over $300.
Farm revenues have doubled over that time, rising much faster than inflation.
Good for them, right? Well, sure. The laborer is worthy of the hire. Honest profits are a good thing.
Subsidies galore
But during that time theyâve been pocketing billions of subsidies from taxpayers. Since 1999 the direct payments alone have totaled an astonishing $370 billion in todayâs money. That figure, incidentally, is straight from the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
So if we have to compensate them when thereâs a âtrade war,â why did we have to compensate them when there isnât one? And are we going to compensate everyone else too? Should the rest of us get federal credits when we buy a new iPhone?
No wonder Gladstone Land, a Virginia-based publicly traded farmland real estate investment trust, has actually risen during the past month â even while the rest of the stock market has slumped.
So much for the alleged trouble in âfarm country.â The stock, a useful proxy for the farming industry, is up 45% including dividends since Donald Trump was elected.
The S&P 500: Just 30%.
Who should be subsidizing whom here?
Brett Arends is a MarketWatch columnist.